From the recording MILEAGE

Lyrics

Mi-PACIFIER

by Robert M. Lyden and Kieran S. Lyden © 2021

Introduction

Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
My phone is broken
Hello?
My phone is broken
Hello?
My phone is broken!

Verse 1

Oh please save my phone
I don't want to be alone
It quit the other day
My life's in disarray
I feel so disconnected
Not knowing who has texted
Struck deaf and dumb
I can’t DM anyone!

Refrain 1

My phone is broken
My phone is broken!
Oh, please save my phone
I don’t want to be alone
The situation is dire
Boo-Hoo, Boo-Hoo
I need Mi-Pacifier!
Boo-Hoo, Boo-Hoo

Verse 2

Please save my phone
It’s home away from home
My whole life’s in there
It’s vanished in thin air
I long to hear a voice
Victim of my choice
Living in a glass fishbowl
Do I have a soul?

Refrain 2

My phone is broken
My phone is broken!
Please save my phone
I don’t want to be alone
My situation’s dire
Boo-Hoo, Boo-Hoo,
I need Mi-Pacifier!
Boo-Hoo, Boo-Hoo

Verse 3

Please save my phone
I don’t want to be alone
The situation’s dire
I need Mi-Pacifier
Oh great Wizard
Connect me to the wire
I really, really need
Mi-Pacifier!

Refrain 3

My phone is broken
My phone is broken!
Please save my phone
I don’t want to be alone
Boo-Hoo, Boo-Hoo
The situation’s dire
I need Mi-pacifier!
Please save my phone
I don’t want to be alone
Boo-Hoo, Boo-Hoo
I really, really need
Mi-Pacifier!
Boo-Hoo